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OK ladies, we know that the older you get, the more you turn into your mom. So embrace, your momness and change your name to Etheyl and slap some funny mom decals on your mom taxi today!
OK moms, we know you’ve all been there, screaming kids, a cosmo in one hand and duct tape in the other. We’re not judgy here at the Geek, we applaud your efforts of actually not spiking their drink with Benadryl, so you can sleep in the morning. So c’mom moms, show the world that you still have a sense of humor and slap some funny mom decals on today!
Sorry dads, you know it’s true. We love all the moms here at the Geek, and this is our little salute to motherhood. If you are a mom that knows she’s smarter than that blob sitting on the couch watching football, then this decal is for you mom! Check out all our super sweet mom decals, and funny decals and share them on Facebook!
If you’re like us here at the Geek, you hate those people that shove their love of running in your face with their 26.2 and 13.1 marathon decals on their cars (even though we sell ’em). We get it, your fit and in shape, and the rest of us are inferior tubs of goo. So here’s your chance to shove your love of NOT running and sitting on your couch with a full DVR in those elitist pretentious running jerks’ faces. So if you hate running, and we know you do, slap a Fuck Running decal on your sloth-mobile today! More fun running decals.
Got a lead foot? Love blowin’ by the fuzz at 98mph with a smoke in hand and a Big Mac in other, steering with your knee and blasting Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue? Well who doesn’t… If you’re speed demon, then slap a I Know I Know License and Registration car window decal on your General Lee today!
Have you ever had to stop and ask for directions while you were running a marathon? If so, then you might want to slap this super sweet marathon runner car decal on your ride today. Also, if you said yes, you might wanna get checked out. Just sayin’. Check out all of awesome running and marathon decals and stickers.
Hate running? You’re not alone my friend. Know why we hate running here at the Geek? Because it’s really really HARD… So, the next time you your neighbor bob is in his purple Nike spandex track suit, running in front of your house, pick up a doughnut, give ole bob the finger and slap a 0.0 Hate Running car decal on your sloth-mobile today!
Bacon is the most sensual of the meats… And every time I take a bite, guess what happens? Instant LARDON! We love bacon here at the Geek, and want all fellow bacon lovers to display their lardons proudly. Slap a bacon gives me lardon vinyl car window decal on today! We have a bunch of awesome bacon decals and stickers, take a look!
That’s right, your not messin’ around, you are a bad maamajama and you are kickin’ ass and takin’ names. If this sounds like you, and I’m pretty sure it does, then slap a sweet Kickin’ Ass and Takin’ Names vinyl car window decal on your vandammobile today! Want more decals and stickers for guys? We have ’em.
Relax PETA, the donkey really had it coming. If you are out there ready to kick ass, then boy howdy, this decal is for you. So slap a sweet kick ass car vinyl window decal on your Bruce Lee-mobile today! Want more decals for dudes? We got ’em pal!