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  • You are a beautiful classy lady that holds her head high and can handle any situation. You are also polite as fuck! Does this sound like you? We kinda thought it might. So c’mon ladies, slap a sweet I Assure You I am Polite as Fuck car window decal on your HelenReddyMobile today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Have you ever wondered what the plural of Moose is? Well, it’s still Moose. Although incorrect, this car decal is freaking funny and awesome. Tell the world that you are funny and awesome too and slap a meese car decal on your Bullwinklemobile today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • This car decal is for all the classy fellas out there. You don’t have to be a fine wine connoisseur to appreciate the humor in this decal. We know that this decal isn’t in the best of taste, but we don’t care, as long as it puts a smile on some classy dudes face. So C’mon guys, you know who you are, slap a sweet I Pull Out car decal on your ’92 Iroc Z with T-tops today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Yeah, we know it’s stupid. But we’re throwing it against the wall to see if it sticks. It is cray cray adobes. Slap a sweet Cray Cray Fish car window decal on your BikiniBottomMobile today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Hey Fitzzy, whadya say we watch Good Will Hunting for the 176th time and head out to O’Flannigans and pound some Sam Adams, then go catch a Sox game? Yeah, sounds wicked awesome Mikey. Ya know, Matt Damon was Wicked Smaht in that movie. We’re from Boston, we like to get hammered at Irish bars, get into fights and do menial labor, why aren’t we Wicked Smaht Mikey? I don’t know Fitzzy, but I bet if we slapped a sweet Wicked Smaht car decal on our ’83 Monte Carlo, people would think we were Wicked Smaht too!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Awww… Look at this cute little Beeotch! What a sweet little Beeotch. If you’re a kinda a Beeotch and want to proudly tell the world that you are the sweetest little Beeotch that ever lived, then this decal will look super freaking awesome on your bitchmobile! Slap one on today.

    $6.99$14.99
  • Have you ever been to the Islands? Well, we haven’t, but we are huge Don Ho fans. Tiny bubbles indeed Don, tiny bubbles indeed. What’s the second coolest thing about Hawaii? Yep, you nailed it, Magnum PI! I bet TC would slap a sweet Aloha Bitches Tiki car decal on his Island Hoppers chopper in a heart beat. And when Thomas Sullivan Magnum wasn’t looking, Rick would slap one on the 308 GTS Ferarri.Check out more Hawaii decals and graphics. Aloha Bitches!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Hey Jethro, get over here and help me tip this cow. I can’t Zeke, I’m making out with my pregnant cousin Mandy-Lynn, and then after that I’m going into town to look at naked-girl silhouette mudflaps for my dually, and then… We could make fun of rednecks and hillbillies all day (and sometimes we do here at the Geek). Slap a sweet All American Cow Tipping Team car decal on your ’74 Sliverado today! We have all kinds of funny car decals and stickers, check ’em out!

    $6.99$14.99
  • OK, when you stop laughing, pick yourself up off the floor and regain your composure, add a sweet Cracka Please Parrot car decal to your cart and slap it on your ride today! Is it racist? Maybe a tad, but you have to admit that it’s freaking funny! Check out more awesome bird decals and stickers.

    $6.99$14.99
  • Yeah, we’re freaking clever here at the Geek. You Bet Your Giraffe I Love Giraffes. You see it’s funny because giraffe kinda sounds like your…, anyway, you get it, it’s funny. If you are a huge giraffe lover then you’re disgusting, but if you like giraffes as just friends, then this decal is for you. Slap a sweet You Bet Your Giraffe I love Giraffes car decal on your sweet ride today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • You are a strong, smart, well educated woman that drops F bombs like Verizon drops calls. It’s hard for you to make it through a simple conversation with your kid’s catholic school teacher, Sister Agatha, without dropping at least three strategically placed F bombs. You actually let an F bomb drop in the first 30 seconds of your first job interview out of college. Does this sound like you? If you love the F word as much as we do, then sister, this decal is for you. Slap a sweet I Am a Classy Educated Woman Than Says F&%$ a Lot on your fbombmobile today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • OK, we know this decal is not in the best taste. Some may even say that it’s a little disgusting. Some may even go a step further and say it’s not even fit for a Kardashian. But we say it’s funny and deserves to be on any perv’s car window. If you are that perv, then slap a sweet salmon the other pink meat on your sweet ride today!

    $6.99$14.99