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  • Do you believe you can fly? Do you believe you can touch the sky? Do you think penguins are freaking awesome? Then this decal is probably the the most amazing thing that you have ever seen. We love penguins here at the Geek, and we are betting that you do too. So slap a penguin I believe I can fly car decal on your sweet ride today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Did you know that 7 out of 10 cats now suffer cat nip addiction? Cat nip is gateway drug and you need to talk to your cat today about the dangers of addiction. Pretty soon Taffy will be on some street corner selling her meows for a measly 10 bucks. Don’t let that happen to poor Taffy. Slap a sweet If You Don’t Talk To Your Cat About Cat Nip Who Will Car Decal on your pimpmobile today! We have amazing cat decals and pet stickers, take a look.

    $6.99$14.99
  • Frogs are freaking sweet, and we love ’em here at the Geek. We think that this decal says it all – Ribbit Bitches! If you’re a fellow frog lover and want to shove it in everyone’s face, then slap on a Frog Ribbit Bitches car decal on your sweet green machine today! Check out all of our fun decals and stickers!

    $6.99$14.99
  • We love ole’ Abe here at the Geek, and totally did not believe he killed a bunch of vampires until that movie came out. Many people are not familiar with Honest Abe’s famous speech – Hater’s Gonna Hate. Given on a brisk Autumn day in 1864, the Hater’s Gonna Hate speech inspired thousands not to be haters, but to be lovers instead. So here’s to you Honest Abe! Slap a Abe Lincoln Hater’s Gonna Hate car decal on your sweet ride today.

    $6.99$14.99
  • Holy crap was Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure freaking awesome! And if we could travel back in time in a phone booth to gather the world’s greatest historical figures and bring them back to pass our history test, we would totally bring back Honest Abe and take his sweet sweet advice – Be Excellent To Each Other. Slap a Be Excellent To Each Other decal on your time traveling phone booth today! Oh, and Missy, I mean mom, don’t be afraid to give the guys at Car Decal Geek a call and say what’s up. More 80’s stickers and decals.

    $6.99$14.99
  • We love the ladies here at the Geek, but we think that you’ll all agree that sometimes Bitches Be Trippin’. It can happen anywhere, at the movies, at the mall but mostly at the club, Bitches Be Trippin’ Tell the world that it’s just a fact of life and slap an Oh No Bitches Be Trippin’ car decal on your sweet ride today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her pig butt. It is so big. She looks like, one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay? I mean, her pig butt, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like, out there, I mean – gross. Look! She’s just so … black!

    I like pig big butts and I can not lie, you other brothers can’t deny.

    C’mon, it’s funny! Slap a I like pig big butts and I can not lie car decal on your sirmixalotmobile today!

    Check out all of our funny decals and stickers.

    $6.99$14.99
  • You put a box of Cap’n Crunch (with crunch berries of course), and every single person here at Car Decal Geek turns into a cereal killer. Slap a cereal killer on your getaway car today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • It’s as funny now as it was when you were 7, and we guarantee that if you have kids that you’ve said Guess What Chicken Butt at lease 173 times. Show the world that you haven’t had every bit of your sense of humor beaten out of you by your life-sucking job and your horrible cubicle mates. Slap a Guess What Chicken Butt car decal on your chickenbuttmobile today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Never has a double entendre been so Arrrrsome! Any good pirate will plunder and make someone “Surrender the Booty”! So slap a sweet sweet pirate car decal on your Nissan Arrrrmada today!

    $6.99$19.99
  • Tell the world that going number two is number one in your book. Take pride in the little things and let the world know you pooped and are proud and slap the “I Pooped Today!” car decal on your sweet ride today.

    $6.99$19.99
  • Tell the world that you’ve had it with krabby people and you’re not gonna take it anymore. The Don’t Be Krabby car decal is perfect for telling the world to cheer up and stop being so freaking Krabby.

    $6.99$14.99