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Alcohol Decals & Stickers

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  • What a great motto for those of us that like to have a little snort before noon on a Tuesday, It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere! How cool is the neon effect? Pretty cool! Tell the world that you don’t conform to society’s unwritten drinking rules, and you aren’t afraid to pour a little Yager on your Cheerios at 7:00am. Slap an awesome It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere neon sign car decal on your sweet ride today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • This car decal is for all the classy fellas out there. You don’t have to be a fine wine connoisseur to appreciate the humor in this decal. We know that this decal isn’t in the best of taste, but we don’t care, as long as it puts a smile on some classy dudes face. So C’mon guys, you know who you are, slap a sweet I Pull Out car decal on your ’92 Iroc Z with T-tops today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • It’s a scientific fact that dirty girls love dirty martini’s, and we are totally OK with that here at the Geek. If you are martini girl that likes it a little dirty, then sister this decal is for you. Slap a Dirty Martini’s for Dirty Girls car decal on your classy ride today!

    $6.99$14.99
  • OK ladies, if you are a lame vodka and cranberry girl then you must leave this page and never return! But, if you are classy martini girl, then feel free to hang out as long as you want. We love classy martini girls here at the Geek, and we want all you classy martini girls to slap this decal on your little martinimobile and stay classy!

    $6.99$14.99
  • Sometimes we need a good excuse to finish off a that two liter of peach Sun Country wine cooler at 9 in the morning that’s been sitting in your fridge since 1989 without feeling like your alcoholic uncle. Well “It’s 5 O’Clock Somehwere” is the perfect excuse to have that ninth margarita at lunch and not go back to work to finish up those TPS reports.

    $6.99$14.99